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Samasu, Suguru [ 狭間朱, 豪 [すぐる] ] ([personal profile] remarkablerain) wrote2012-02-05 11:49 pm

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Geeze, this one guy keeps coming in to Flamvell Bar and Grill recently to drink-- stays there all day too. I think he's the captain of one of the other teams in the WRGP... I think he's related to me, too.

I usually wouldn't be bothered, but he keeps giving this really oppressive atmosphere whenever he orders something. He doesn't even seem to get drunk either, no matter what he downs.

He kinda gives me the creeps...

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
...I know that guy!"

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Are you insinuating I can't be scary?

[identity profile] remarkablerain.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'm insinuating that I can't see why he'd be scared of you.

He's an ass.

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
I hit on him.

Kind of a lot.

[identity profile] remarkablerain.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
... ... ... I didn't know you, uh. Swung that way.

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
I don't.

I just think it's really, really funny.

[identity profile] remarkablerain.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
You know.

A guy wouldn't really hit on another guy so much unless if they had, uh.

Interest.

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
How would you know.

Are you a guy?

[identity profile] remarkablerain.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
I am willing to blast you into the air, teammate or not. We have Misogi, we can spare a member.

I'm not, but it's kinda logical sense. You don't keep flirting with someone purely out of amusement.

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Sure you do, if it's really funny then they turn all pale and flail about.

[identity profile] remarkablerain.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Jackass. Now I just feel sorry for the guy, since he has to deal with you, but I still don't like him.

He's really spoiling the mood whenever he comes in, and he stays all day too. Ugh.

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'm amazed you're so hostile to me when you're dating someone who is more than a little bit like me.

[identity profile] remarkablerain.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
There's a bunch of differences between you and him.

Mainly that he isn't a jerk to people. I mean, I know jerks. And he isn't one.

You however pretty much proved yourself to be in this very conversation.

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm such a jerk to the drunken klepto.

[identity profile] remarkablerain.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
He doesn't even get drunk--

Klepto?

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
Count the silverware near him before and after he leaves.

[identity profile] remarkablerain.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
... I'll keep that in mind.

We should probably kick him out though, if he's stealing stuff from us.

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Want me to come chase him off?

[identity profile] remarkablerain.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if you're already going to be a jerk about it, might as well put it to good use.

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Why do you think I'm a jerk, I'm a wonderful guy.

[identity profile] remarkablerain.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
You just admitted that you flirt with a guy just for kicks.

I mean, he's probably drinking and having that foul atmosphere around him because of that.

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
No, that's because he's an asshole.

Why can't it be that I act like a jerk in response? How come you gotta assume I was the Jerker and not the Jerkee?

[identity profile] remarkablerain.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
Because as much as he's probably an asshole, you're less being a jerk and angry about it and more being sadistically into it.

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
What's wrong with enjoying tormenting tormentors?

You think Batman doesn't smile while uppercutting dudes?

[identity profile] remarkablerain.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Batman isn't exactly smiley.

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
He is when he's uppercutting dudes.

[identity profile] remarkablerain.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'd figure he'd be pretty serious when fighting people, actually.

I think you're just trying to find some way to defend yourself. It isn't working.

Listen, if you want to chase him off? Be my guest. I don't need someone stealing things from us.

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
He's not, that's what I'm telling you! It's the only joy he permits himself.

I don't need to defend myself, I don't think it's sadistic to derive joy from being an asshole to bigger assholes,

Sadistic is something I try very hard to avoid being.

[identity profile] remarkablerain.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Then why all of the creepy evil grins?

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, my satsui no hado comes out sometimes, okay.

[identity profile] remarkablerain.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Right. Still, you can chase him away.

I'm counting on you.

[identity profile] greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
I wish he'd stop scaring the regulars, it's just depressing.

[identity profile] remarkablerain.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
I agree. Depressing and freaky.

You can't even talk to him either without him acting like an ass. Hrmph.

[identity profile] remarkablerain.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
Not really.

He just keeps ordering more and more drinks.

[identity profile] greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if we have to deal with him, let's try and get a gigantic bar tab out of him.

[identity profile] remarkablerain.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
He actually seems to be paying for his stuff, yeah.

On the other hand, I think we're gonna end up having to kick him out, since he's apparently a kleptomaniac.

[identity profile] greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
Just tell me when he does. I know how to break and relocate wrists in fun ways.

[identity profile] greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com 2012-02-06 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Not a problem.