remarkablerain | (no subject)

... Weird. I've actually felt like I'm in a good mood, recently.

The hell is with that.

...

...you on drugs?

I'd hope not. I'm pretty sure there isn't any way for someone to tamper my food, at least, so that's axed as a route.

...

...maybe it's joy.

That alone is enough to be suspicious, after a whole stretch of being annoyed at things.

Which is why my first thought was drugs.

I'd consider that but I don't think it's drugs.

I might actually be giddy then, not just in a good mood, anyway.

Eh, they make all kinds'a drugs.

Well drugs better not have gotten into my food.

I was more implying you were smokin' weed, dude.

I think I'd pick out something better than weed if I started smoking stuff.

Well I'm not the type to criticize someone's choice of what they light up with anyway.

... To be serious, I'm not smoking anything, so you know.

Right right, don't ask, don't tell.

I usually feel like that after grinding my heel into a foolishly foolish fool's back.

... I can at least say that I haven't been doing that.

Maybe you've been doing your equivalent...?

... I don't... Think I have.

... Then why are you so happy?

... Maybe it's that plant.

Plant?

I got some plant for free when returning a coat to this weird store. Supposed to help with anxiety or something.

Probably its smell. Any good plant can do that.

It doesn't even really smell like anything, though.

Probably one of those Dog nose vs Human nose things.

... Huh? What, that whatever scent it's giving off can't be sensed by me or something?

Yeah.

If it is, then that makes the plant even weirder than the fact that I think it's turning red.

... Red.

Yeah. Like really slowly. It looks like the top part of it is turning red.

... I don't think flowers do that.

Well I think it's a pretty weird flower as it is.

... Then throw it out...?

I got it for free, and it's not really doing anything. I don't see much point in tossing it.