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Damnit my head feels fuzzy, and I can't remember anything about last night.

I am unhappy. Very unhappy.

Did you get drunk last night?

Bow chikka bow wow.

No, I didn't.

I know at least I didn't leave the island, so the chances of me finding anything to get drunk on is kinda slim.

...That's... weird.

I think Geo's assumption that me being drunk was the cause of it disproves your theory.

Not necessarily, he coulda been drunk too.

I really doubt that happened.

Just a bit, yeah.

And it pisses me off. A lot.

Your denial only weakens your story, Suguru.

It's either I deny it since it's unlikely to happen anytime soon, or I get pissed off if it did and that I don't remember it.

...

...shit, that would mean you got some before me too!

Okay, y'know what, we're abandoning this train of thought.

...We could say we were drunk together?

I agree with this decision. It will go down as being the smartest one anyone has ever made.

Though seriously, I don't think I got drunk, at least.

I think my head would feel less fuzzy and more pounding, then.

Do you have a hangover?

Brainwashing or you got Drunk.

I really really doubt I got drunk, damnit!

I would be complaining about headaches then.

Depends on the substance.

But I'm guessing brainwashing/mind rape.

Ugggh, that explains feeling incredibly pissed off.

Yeah, sounds like brain washing.

Nope!

Then I don't think we got drunk together.

Sorry.

Hey, wanna take one for the team?

... What.

I had a brilliant idea.

You look like a girl, so we put you in a dress and attach a wire to ya, and then when that guy tries to brain wash you, I can jump out and hit him with a frying pan.

I ask this before considering it:

Do you want to get slugged?

Yer punch everyone idea sounded better, to be honest.

What.

This is a yes or no question.

Do you want to get slugged in the face.

I'll give my own answer after you answer.

If you slugging me in the face is a prerequisite for this plan I can be a team player

Is that a yes.

Is it a prerequisite for this plan?

I'd rather not get detention

... Fine. Yes.

Then yes I guess.

's not that bad, you just write some bullshit easy, clean, or doing homework.

Still'd rather not.

Blah blah blah.

... ... Then fine.

But if I end up going all mindless and spineless I'm going to break your arms.

Right.

My mom'll break my wrists!

... She should, like, break your ankles.

...why?!

It's more effective and does more damage and punishes you better. Like, duh.

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