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Man, this is a little weird...

Some weird-looking Miracle Flipper was bugging a bunch of highschool girls, and I stopped him, but then he turned into an XYZ card after his face met a wall, after he tried to flip an entire school onto me.

Called "Chaos Xyz: Miracurse Flipper".

He was yelling something about a "princess of swords". Sounded like a bunch of nonsense to me.

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I got one called Chaos Xyz: Twin-Tail Cat Mistress Nekomata or whatever.

And retardly, it doesn't look like it's nonsense, as one of those things besides that Princess is me.

Huh? What do you mean?

Apparently it's part of a list. This Princess of Swords.

She comes along with a "The damned yet honorable dead, whose soul was lost, rebound, and then purged of evil, who despite falling into the depths of hell, was given the blade of heaven."

Which is me. In a really pathetic flowery way.

Uh-huh.

So what it says is that they're looking for specific people.

And the intent probably isn't all that good. Great.

The other things are... give me a moment.

A living paradox, who cannot exist, yet does, who should of never existed, born of Adam's rib, yet no rib was taken.

Onni thinks its his stupid sister who ran that casino.

A mirror that doesn't reflect you, but rather that which you wish to hide underneath.

The stupid mirror from the shop.

One that is neither human nor monster, yet is both.

No clue, a Hybrid?

A man who once had the blood of Hercules coursing through their veins.

Onni thinks it's Dumbfuck McGee below us.

A map that marks a way to nothing, which has become something.

No effing clue.

Him? Hercules? I think that's a stretch.

Honestly, a lot of that sounds like stuff that could apply to just about anyone if you ever thought about it hard enough. It's how people get you, you know?

I mean, no matter what, it's probably all bad news.

He's muscular, I think it's apun though. A lot of these seem intentionally vague and twisting with word play, like some bored Monk.

So pretty much whoever would fit, goes, huh?

Basically, except these "things" know who they're after. We don't.

Well something tells me I'd want to keep them away from what they want.

Well, no shit, Sherlock.

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