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... I keep hearing growling.

Eat something then.

Smartass.

I mean growling outside. When I walk to work, when I leave work, when I go shopping... It's like something's around that keeps growling at me.

..That's very weird.

Yeah, just a bit.

I dunno what it is though.

I hope it's not a big black dog.

... ... Why the hell would a dog be growling at me.

... How did you come to that... Very specific conclusion?

It's a death omen.

Oh. Lovely.

...

So nyeah!

Eat some c- DAMMIT DERAY

... how does it go..

Uh.. you're too slow?

That's...great, DeRay.

I ONLY PLAY POKEMON AND GAMES WHERE I CAN BE A WIZARD, SUE ME.

Yeah, and the game you just referenced has both.

I don't have good reflexes so I don't like fighting games or action games so much.

Oh, gee, the casual can't play fighting games, WHADDA SURPRISE.

I..I played Dragon Age..!

You're both smartasses. Happy?

Yes.

Good.

Now what do you think is growling at me.

I dunno.

Maybe it's Briar.

...

Well if it is then at least I know what to do.

Couldn't you just flush it out with a tornado or something?

Oh I dunno maybe I'd like to flush out any buildings or people nearby too.

Maybe you should use a small tornado then, smartass!

That's kinda hard to do when I don't know where the hell the growling is coming from.

What you need is a radar then.

... A growl-detecting radar?

No, a radar that shows you where the growl is coming from.

Or would that be sonar? I dunno.

Sonar would probably be it.

... Where the hell would I get a sonar.

I unno. Check Amazon.

... I checked. I don't think they have what I'm looking for here.

...well, I dunno.

Maybe...find a sonar monster?

Are there any sonar monsters?

... Are there? I never really thought about it.

I dunno.

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