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[remarkablerain]

So, just a question.

But where can I find large garden sheers?

There's a plant that I need to cut down to size.

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[normalnnameless.livejournal.com]

At a gardening store?

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

You know of any good gardening stores?

[normalnnameless.livejournal.com]

Nope.

But you could probably find out if you checked the phone book. Or online. Or asked one of the grounds keepers.

[normalnnameless.livejournal.com]

Then again, with how overgrown everything is, maybe you'd be better off asking someone else.

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

... Maybe. I'll just have to check around.

[lust-ai-love.livejournal.com]

A store that deals in Super Sized products, obviously.

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

There's places like that?

[lust-ai-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Saw them in Europe all the time. There were ones were you could super sized Q-Tips for about 500 Yen, in a 100 Q-Tip pack.

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

... You sure that places in Europe would be around here in Japan?

[lust-ai-love.livejournal.com]

> McDonalds
> Sony
> Microsoft

Yes. Especially with our nation's obsession with bizarre novelties.

[magmaheart.livejournal.com]

...I dunno I haven't seen any HUGE plants.

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you have, before.

[magmaheart.livejournal.com]

Wait are we talking about that one thing with the clones and the dreams and the store?

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

Yes that thing.

[Private to Geo]

She got someone to kidnap me so I'd admit I'm a girl.

[Private to Suguru]

[magmaheart.livejournal.com]

I'm there tomorrow! I can probably wipe out all of them right now. Who the hell would do that? I'll smash all of their faces so far into the concrete they'll be spitting up dirt.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Well you co-

... ...

Before I make an ass'a myself again, are we talking about literal garden shears for an actual plant, or is that a metaphor.

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

I think either one is applicable, depending on how annoyed I am.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

...ah.

So this is about that...one plant, huh?

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that one plant.

Geo said that he was gonna deal with it. Hopefully in a way that doesn't make something explode.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

....you trust Briar to resolve something without explosions.

[whitrthanwhite.livejournal.com]

Might I query as to the size of these hypothetical large sheers?

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

Large enough.

[whitrthanwhite.livejournal.com]

And what is large enough?

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

Enough to take down a plant that's exactly my size.

[whitrthanwhite.livejournal.com]

... Those would have to be pretty big.