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... I wonder if it'd be safe enough to at least go to work.

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Hello.

Damn it all to hell, guess that's a no.

Correct, Dear Husband.

Great. Don't call me that.

When are you leaving.

When I leave this world.

Oh please, I'm sure there's something better you could be doing than waiting on a miracle.

Or an act of insanity.

I have prepared my entire life for this.

I doubt you were aware of me for your entire life, to be preparing for this.

My parents raised me to be the best bride in the world from birth.

I'm sure they had such high hopes for you. Really.

Just because your parents raised you to be that doesn't mean there aren't going to be misses about it.

And this is a miss.

Then I will force it to be a hit, like a proper bride.

... Really, you're fighting a losing battle, here. Seriously.

Which is exactly why I'll win.

You could just find someone else to marry.

But that wouldn't be fun.

And this is fun for you!?

Yes.

You're insane.

Don't come near me.

Yes, I will come near you.

You just say that because it's the opposite of what I want.

We'll be a perfect couple.

I really doubt that, since we're not going to be a "couple" at all.

Not even in your wildest dreams.

Exactly.

... What do you mean by that. You realize we'll never be together?

You'll see~

Now I'm scared and hoping I never will.

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