remarkablerain | (no subject)

DAMNIT. DAMNIT. I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN EVENTUALLY.

~~This better not result in more birds bugging me.~~

I swear too many people like my hair.

You have nice hair.

And it's natural.

It's weird I've had people go ahead and kidnap me and then get distracted by my hair.

...Well that's. More something about the kidnapper than you.

... STILL. It's weird.

I mean sure I have nice hair but it's not exactly the best hair.

There's totally better hair out there.

Yeah but they try for it.

Well they can stop trying for it.

Only one person gets to touch my hair.

...you promised me though.

... ... you're an exception at this time.

okay.