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... I should really not be surprised that we won. Actually, I'm really not.

I'm still more surprised that I managed to last through pretty much half of the entire thing. Ugh, if only it weren't for The End of Storm, I probably still would've managed to take down the second guy, too... But I guess that doesn't matter now. I guess it's better that I got taken out on the second duel. If I had ended up losing against that guy in the suit, I would've just been pissed.

~~... pfft, still can't believe that tap dance line she did.~~

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I made a video of your two monsters getting eaten by dinosaurs and set it to the Jurassic Park theme.

I'm going to blast you.

What, come on, you still won!

That's besides the point.

I'm still going to blast you.

I'm raising dinosaur awareness among teenage girls.

You don't need to raise it among teenage girls by showing my monsters getting eaten.

It'll show girls the threat of mucking with dinosaurs!

I'm pretty sure most girls aren't going to be worrying about the threat of dinosaurs!

That's why I have to raise awareness of it!

What, because they might suddenly sneak up on teenage girls and eat them?

Yes!

You know.

You say this isn't a euphemism for anything, but.

It sure kinda sounds like that.

IT'S NOT A EUPHEMISM!

Over six hundred teenage girls a year are eaten by dinosaurs.

Is that some sort of sex joke?

No!

God damn!

I'm going to say it's a euphemism or a metaphor. Very odd and kinky one, though.

It's not though!

It's okay if you want to wear a dinosaur mask to bed.

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beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com - 2011-08-02 06:00 (UTC) - Expand

I'm gonna pretend this is a euphemism.

It's not!

I know.

I'm gonna pretend it is.

Dammit.

This is what you get for uploading dumb videos to Youtube.

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