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Samasu, Suguru [ 狭間朱, 豪 [すぐる] ] ([personal profile] remarkablerain) wrote2012-02-05 11:49 pm

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Geeze, this one guy keeps coming in to Flamvell Bar and Grill recently to drink-- stays there all day too. I think he's the captain of one of the other teams in the WRGP... I think he's related to me, too.

I usually wouldn't be bothered, but he keeps giving this really oppressive atmosphere whenever he orders something. He doesn't even seem to get drunk either, no matter what he downs.

He kinda gives me the creeps...

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
...I know that guy!"

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Are you insinuating I can't be scary?

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'm insinuating that I can't see why he'd be scared of you.

He's an ass.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
I hit on him.

Kind of a lot.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
... ... ... I didn't know you, uh. Swung that way.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
I don't.

I just think it's really, really funny.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
You know.

A guy wouldn't really hit on another guy so much unless if they had, uh.


[identity profile] 2012-02-06 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
How would you know.

Are you a guy?

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
I am willing to blast you into the air, teammate or not. We have Misogi, we can spare a member.

I'm not, but it's kinda logical sense. You don't keep flirting with someone purely out of amusement.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Sure you do, if it's really funny then they turn all pale and flail about.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Jackass. Now I just feel sorry for the guy, since he has to deal with you, but I still don't like him.

He's really spoiling the mood whenever he comes in, and he stays all day too. Ugh.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'm amazed you're so hostile to me when you're dating someone who is more than a little bit like me.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
There's a bunch of differences between you and him.

Mainly that he isn't a jerk to people. I mean, I know jerks. And he isn't one.

You however pretty much proved yourself to be in this very conversation.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm such a jerk to the drunken klepto.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
He doesn't even get drunk--


[identity profile] 2012-02-06 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
Count the silverware near him before and after he leaves.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
... I'll keep that in mind.

We should probably kick him out though, if he's stealing stuff from us.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Want me to come chase him off?

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if you're already going to be a jerk about it, might as well put it to good use.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Why do you think I'm a jerk, I'm a wonderful guy.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
You just admitted that you flirt with a guy just for kicks.

I mean, he's probably drinking and having that foul atmosphere around him because of that.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
No, that's because he's an asshole.

Why can't it be that I act like a jerk in response? How come you gotta assume I was the Jerker and not the Jerkee?

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
Because as much as he's probably an asshole, you're less being a jerk and angry about it and more being sadistically into it.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
What's wrong with enjoying tormenting tormentors?

You think Batman doesn't smile while uppercutting dudes?

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Batman isn't exactly smiley.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
He is when he's uppercutting dudes.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'd figure he'd be pretty serious when fighting people, actually.

I think you're just trying to find some way to defend yourself. It isn't working.

Listen, if you want to chase him off? Be my guest. I don't need someone stealing things from us.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
He's not, that's what I'm telling you! It's the only joy he permits himself.

I don't need to defend myself, I don't think it's sadistic to derive joy from being an asshole to bigger assholes,

Sadistic is something I try very hard to avoid being.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Then why all of the creepy evil grins?

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, my satsui no hado comes out sometimes, okay.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Right. Still, you can chase him away.

I'm counting on you.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
I wish he'd stop scaring the regulars, it's just depressing.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
I agree. Depressing and freaky.

You can't even talk to him either without him acting like an ass. Hrmph.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
Not really.

He just keeps ordering more and more drinks.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if we have to deal with him, let's try and get a gigantic bar tab out of him.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
He actually seems to be paying for his stuff, yeah.

On the other hand, I think we're gonna end up having to kick him out, since he's apparently a kleptomaniac.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
Just tell me when he does. I know how to break and relocate wrists in fun ways.

[identity profile] 2012-02-06 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Not a problem.