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... So this week alone, I've had two people asking me how my boyfriend was.

Four asking me how my girlfriend was.

Three wondering if I knew they were cheating on me.

Seven asking me what my gender was.

And five asking who that "cute stalker girl" is and if I could point them in their direction. ~~I only wish.~~

... And yet I can't help but wonder... Since when the hell have I been in a relationship, that they'd be asking me this?

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Well... The rumors about the boyfriend are probably about me. They just popped up again recently for some reason, it seems.

... Right.

Weird thing is, I think they also probably meant you, when they asked about the "girlfriend", as well.

Still, I think I know who to punch, now.

... People actually think I'm a girl?

And please stop punching me every time you see me... It hurts alot..

I think the ones who asked that also think there are no guys left on the island, so they most likely assumed.

... That's the point? It's supposed to hurt.

Oh, well that theory goes out the window when you realize that there are people like Jinn who have never been turned female.

And hitting me doesn't really do anything to stop the rumors... Coming out and meeting me probably encourages them.

... Who?

Who said I'd be coming out and meeting you? I'd just be doing a walk-by punch during the week!

Jinn Naoma.

How about just never punching me and we avoid each other?

Never heard of them.

Don't think that's possible. We pretty much share the same main classes.

Ah.

Sit far away from each other?

We'll both have to leave into the same hallway sometime.

Like I said, walk-by punch.

But that will just make others think we have some kind of relationship.

Hmph, I'm confident in what it isn't.

I just want to make sure you don't start saying things that'll sound like it.

At least you don't have rumors about you like 'will take advantage of any vulnerable girl he sees'.

... Oh right, I think I heard about a couple of those. Something said to me a couple times, shortly after people started mistaking me for a girl. "Watch out for that guy in the pink shirt".

I think I might have punched them in the face after they explained what they meant. No idea though, been a while.

...you really are punch happy, aren't you?

Even if I am rather different in how I do things, I assure you the rumors are quite wrong.

It's single-handedly scared away at least 2/3rds of my misguided stalkers. I think some of them are masochistic, though.

Eh, not like it'd bug me, either way. After all, you said the rumors say "vulnerable girl".

...wouldn't surprise me, really... being DA students and all.

Well, that's what I've heard they say. Though technically that too is somewhat incorrect. ...except the 'girl' part.

... What, that only masochists would go to this place?

Still nothing to bother me, either way.

No, but there's probably a relatively high percentage for the population.

Hm Hmm....

Great. Amazed that it's only 1/3rd of the remaining ones...

... What?

There's still something to be said for natural selection.

What?

Guess so.

What's with that "Hm Hmm..."?

You say that like there needs to be something to it.

Does there?

Seems like an odd sort of thing to go and say, if you're just using it as filler for space. Makes it sound like you're thinking of something, instead.

And I'm asking "what?".

Odd thing for you to obsess over.

Geeze, I'm not obsessing over it. I'm just wondering what you're thinking!

You worry too much.

I'm not worrying, either.

What, I can't be curious?

Curious? At DA?

That's likely to cost you some fingers. ...or more likely your gender.

... I'd have to almost wonder which would be worse.

Probably the fingers. Gender, ironically, is easier to get back.

Surprising, isn't it.

Not something I ever expected.

And five asking who that "cute stalker girl" is and if I could point them in their direction.

They're just gonna have t' be disappointed, I guess. You're th' only one I'm gonna be stalkin', handsome.

... And if it isn't the undisputed king of the sadomasochists, themselves.

You have anything better to do with your life? At all?

Queen, if you're gonna go an' call me that.

Plenty t' do with my life. You're just m' favorite part.

Whatever.

Find something else that'll be your "favorite". I'm tired of you following me around everywhere.

Sorry t' not oblige t' th' fact that you're so tired of me doin' that...

But if I want t' follow you around, I'm gonna be damn well followin' you t' th' ends of th' earth, handsome.

... Maybe I should start looking into restraining orders.

I'll just go an' take that as your way of showin' your love, handsome~

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