remarkablerain | (no subject)

DAMNIT. DAMNIT. I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN EVENTUALLY.

~~This better not result in more birds bugging me.~~

You're the kin of all avians.

No I am not that bird was just blind

Totally blind

my hair isn't green anymore goddamnit

just wait for the Gusta Squirrel.

I don't want to wait for that.

It'll be adorable.

No it will be terrifying.

With flying squirrels.

They will be drawn by your similar hair.

WELL THEY CAN STAY AWAY FROM MY HAIR.

MY HAIR IS MINE THEY CAN'T GET DRAWN TO IT.

It's almost as good as acorns to them.

I swear if I didn't like my hair long I'd cut it down so much.

...That'd be evil.

... What, cutting my hair.

Yes.

... ... I'm not going to cut it, but now I really need to ask.

How is that evil.

It's really nice.

I swear too many people like my hair.

You have nice hair.

And it's natural.

It's weird I've had people go ahead and kidnap me and then get distracted by my hair.

...Well that's. More something about the kidnapper than you.

... STILL. It's weird.

I mean sure I have nice hair but it's not exactly the best hair.

There's totally better hair out there.

Yeah but they try for it.

Well they can stop trying for it.

Only one person gets to touch my hair.

...you promised me though.

... ... you're an exception at this time.

okay.